The boon is the first stage in which too much self pride and selfishness devour the hearts of a female. This is only the case for the less attractive ones where they believe they are sexy but are actually quite atrocious.
by Weaboo kun June 16, 2018
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"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."
"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."
"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."
"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."
"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"
"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"
"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"
"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."
"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"
"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."
"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."
"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."
"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"
"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"
"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"
"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."
"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"
by El Gambito December 14, 2004
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Spot the boon is a game where the aim is to spot any boon within eyeshot. When a Boon is spotted the person needs to point and at the top of their voice shout BOON!
This person is then awarded 1 point.
If the person is not a full boon but a half boon then this must be stated in the shout.
This is a good game for holidays and beaches.
This person is then awarded 1 point.
If the person is not a full boon but a half boon then this must be stated in the shout.
This is a good game for holidays and beaches.
Person 1 - "Wanna play Spot the Boon?"
Person 2 - "Ok!!"
5 minutes pass, then a Boon walks into eyeline.
Person 1 - "BOON!!"
Person 2 - "Nice spot, 1 point"
Person 2 - "Ok!!"
5 minutes pass, then a Boon walks into eyeline.
Person 1 - "BOON!!"
Person 2 - "Nice spot, 1 point"
by Boon Jinx and Andrew Boon August 24, 2011
Get the Spot the Boon mug.Doing anything ever, without the limits of time and space. Pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. If you washed your car, you can say you "pooned your car's boon".
Dude, I pooned your boon in Starcraft yesterday.
The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."
Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!
The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."
Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!
by Domino August 18, 2004
Get the Poon the Boon mug.The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
Get the The Magical Boon mug.Quite possibly the best and funniest show on Adult Swim. The show is alot more mature in humor than many other shows aired on Adult Swim. Mature as in the socio-political approach of the show.
In my opinion the funniest show since the early Chapelle Days.
In my opinion the funniest show since the early Chapelle Days.
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Granddad: Y'all need to start appreciating your Grandaddy! I went and spent your inheritance on this beautiful house in this neighborhood! And all I ask you to do is act like you got some class...
Riley: Ay, what's "class"?
Huey: It means don't act like niggas.
Granddad: See! That's what I'm talking about right there! We don't use the n-word in this house!
Riley: Granddad, you said the word "nigga" 46 times yesterday. I counted.
Granddad: Nigga, hush!
Granddad: Y'all need to start appreciating your Grandaddy! I went and spent your inheritance on this beautiful house in this neighborhood! And all I ask you to do is act like you got some class...
Riley: Ay, what's "class"?
Huey: It means don't act like niggas.
Granddad: See! That's what I'm talking about right there! We don't use the n-word in this house!
Riley: Granddad, you said the word "nigga" 46 times yesterday. I counted.
Granddad: Nigga, hush!
by Chris Sander February 24, 2006
Get the the boondocks mug.A hilarious show written by Aaron McGruder, an critic of the black community. The show is based off of a comic strip by Aaron McGruder. The main characters are Huey Freeman, the smart practical one, Riley Freeman, the extremist, Grandad Freeman (a.k.a. Robert Freeman), the funny one, and Uncle Ruckus, the black white supremacist. Some of the re-occurring characters are Tom, Apimpnamedslickback, Jasmine, Thugnificent, Sarah, Ed Wuncler, Gin Rummy, etc.
While the show is very funny, it also draws attention to some of the real problems occurring in certain black communities.
While the show is very funny, it also draws attention to some of the real problems occurring in certain black communities.
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