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The Abortion 

The Abortion an "Organic" and alcoholic duo shot. The Abortion is preformed by filling a shot glass with a "shot" of cum (human semen) and you fill another shot glass with any preferred strong alcohol example: vodka. Then you take the shot of cum and follow with the alcohol shot chaser.
Hey when I was at the bar last night I had The Abortion!
The Abortion by W33bi November 30, 2021
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The Abortion Scam 

When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.
Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....

Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?

Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!
The Abortion Scam by C-DOGG72 July 18, 2010

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus 

Basically, an abortion except its memed
When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

The Failed Abortion 

You
You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

The Energy Argument Against Abortion 

The Energy Argument Against Abortion is a novel, inarguable, and irrefutable argument against abortion that can be found on the END ABORTION community on X formerly known as twitter. The Energy Argument Against Abortion is as follows: Albert Einstein's mass-energy equivalence principle dictates that mass is fundamentally a form of energy. Thus, the law of conservation of energy dictates that the energy in the form of matter with mass taken in by a living system that is converted into free energy cannot be greater than the free energy utilized by the living system to carry out that CONVERSION of matter into free energy that can be utilized by the living system which mathematically means that NO NET ENERGY is added to a living system despite intake of matter with mass. Thus, as dictated by the second law of thermodynamics, the total energy of the human zygote/human fetus as a living system CANNOT increase after the moment of conception and must CONTINUALLY DECREASE since the total free energy of the human being living system progressively DECREASES as the total entropy of the human being living system progressively INCREASES since NO NET ENERGY is added to the human being living system despite intake of matter with mass into the human being living system. Thus, the human zygote/human fetus has the HIGHEST TOTAL ENERGY as a living system out of all forms of the human being including born human beings making the murderous act of abortion WRONG and IMMORAL under any circumstance!
Example: "Hey bro, I just used The Energy Argument Against Abortion in order to COMPLETELY DEBUNK every single pro-abortion apologist and it was completely FANTASTIC!"

Aborting the Food Baby 

When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.
Angela is in the bathroom aborting the food baby because of her self-esteem issues.

Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria 

A very bad,no good,horrible restaurant that should be closed in a day by an admin on the darkRP server.
Hey Todd? Have you heard about that one restaurant? Thats just a Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria. Dont go there