The Yoinks 

a washed yet unshowered retired video game player

"man remember when The Yoinks wasn't a bitch"

The Yoinks by The Yoinks November 16, 2023

The Yoinky Sploinky 

the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off

guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)

The Yoinky Sploinky by frog master IV December 14, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky 

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.

The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)

The Yoinky Sploinky by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky 

dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home

"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"

The Yoinky Sploinky by TheRubyObelisk December 1, 2020

Shred On The Yoinky 

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

Shred On The Yoinky by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021

Shred on the yoinky 

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

Shred on the yoinky by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021

Shred on the Yoinky 

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.

"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."

Shred on the Yoinky by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021