The Xylophone 

This action consits of a line of naked women in a bent over position. Xylophoning is the action of runing while inserting and removing the penis from the begging of the line and going to the end of the line of women. This action is repeated multiple times until ejaculation occurs. The Xylophone is a fun way to mix up group sex.

Man, did you see those girls that Jacob had The Xylophone with last night, they were smokin hot.

The Xylophone by A Town June 22, 2007

The Xylophone Corporation 

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.

“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.

The Xylophone Corporation by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019

Playing the xylophone 

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.

"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"

Playing the xylophone by Borthwick March 16, 2009

Playing the Purple Xylophone 

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

Playing the Purple Xylophone by anonymous March 29, 2022

Raymond "Xylephone" Robles: The First Juvenile Release. 

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Raymond "Xylephone" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

Raymond "Xylephone" Robles: The First Juvenile Release. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 4, 2025

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025