The Widowmaker 

A fabled drinking apparatus, built for aggressive consumption of alcohol. Similar to flip cup, the Widowmaker is used in a team challenge, that consists of racing to complete your beverages. The device itself consists of 10 beer bongs, 5 on each side. With each team on their knees, the match begins at either ended, with the parallel players beginning to empty their funnel. Once empty, the player will tap the teammate to their immediate, which allows them to commence their funnelling. The first team to complete all 5 funnels is declared the winner.

The Widowmaker can also be used to 'Run the Gauntlet', which involves the drinking of all 10 funnels by one individual. The Gauntlet can be used to celebrate a Birthday, recognize the completion of an essay, or act as punishment for douchebaggery.

Origins: the original Widowmaker is rumoured to have been built in the frozen tundra known as 'Canada', at the party haven known as Queen's University.

After using the Widowmaker, a liver transplant was required.

The Widowmaker by amanoflegends July 2, 2012

K-19 the Widowmaker 

A traditional courtship practice, between prospective a prospective suitor and his would be mate. The female party in the relationship sits on a bed, and puts her legs behind her head, thereby exposing her " winking brown eye". The suitor strips down naked, and stands across the rooms. On the count of three, he sprints towards the lady, with the attempt of bullseyeing her anus, to achieve balls deep penetration of mythical proportions. Unfortunately, if not successful, this practice usually leads to death.

Lawyer: "Don't you find it odd, that Mrs.Hall took out a $10,000,000 life insurance policy on her husband, THE VERY DAY before asking him to perform a "K-19 the Widowmaker" on her???"

K-19 the Widowmaker by Gregorio Miguel Prescotto April 1, 2008