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The Wayne Gretzky 

The rules of THE WAYNE GRETZKY:
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)

1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet

2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!

3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her

4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA
Yo Bro, I did The Wayne Gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. LOL
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The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"
The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The Wayne Gretsky 

this is when you are having sex with a girl and one of your buddy's is hiding on the floor for your cue with a pillow in his hand.. then when you say now! he pops up and whacks her with the pillow . then you and your buddy scream wwwwaaaayyynnneeee gggrreeettssskkkyyy!!!!
so sally is banging baby greg and he is hitting it doggy style and when he is getting close to climax he says now and billy pops up off the floor and whacks sally right in the face with a pillow and screams the wayne gretsky!! and then u go about your business
The Wayne Gretsky by drew massa October 1, 2007

The Wayne Gretsky 

The act or process of having sexual intercourse with an attractive individual of the opposite sex while an accomplice bursts forth from a closet and strikes the individual whom you are having sex with about the head with a hockey stick.
Man! That chick is so hot, I'd give her a Wayne Gretsky.
The Wayne Gretsky by Matt May 13, 2005

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026