The Wayne Gretzky

The rules of THE WAYNE GRETZKY:
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)

1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet

2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!

3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her

4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA

Yo Bro, I did The Wayne Gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. LOL

The Wayne Gretzky by Edgardo Daniel Sanchez December 20, 2010

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The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'" by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

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The Wayne Gretsky

this is when you are having sex with a girl and one of your buddy's is hiding on the floor for your cue with a pillow in his hand.. then when you say now! he pops up and whacks her with the pillow . then you and your buddy scream wwwwaaaayyynnneeee gggrreeettssskkkyyy!!!!

so sally is banging baby greg and he is hitting it doggy style and when he is getting close to climax he says now and billy pops up off the floor and whacks sally right in the face with a pillow and screams the wayne gretsky!! and then u go about your business

The Wayne Gretsky by drew massa October 1, 2007

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The Wayne Gretsky

The act or process of having sexual intercourse with an attractive individual of the opposite sex while an accomplice bursts forth from a closet and strikes the individual whom you are having sex with about the head with a hockey stick.

Man! That chick is so hot, I'd give her a Wayne Gretsky.

The Wayne Gretsky by Matt May 13, 2005

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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