The rules of THE WAYNE GRETZKY:
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)
1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet
2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!
3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her
4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)
1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet
2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!
3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her
4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA
Yo Bro, I did The Wayne Gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. LOL
by Edgardo Daniel Sanchez December 19, 2010
Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.
Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.
Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.
by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004
When ordering from Canadian doughnut chain Tim Horton's, a "Wayne Gretzky" is a large coffee with nine creams and nine sugars.
"She says she doesn't like coffee, so I got her a Wayne Gretzky instead of a double-double - you can barely taste the coffee!"
by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009
The Great One. Their will never ever be a hockey player as good as him. God could be playing in goal for any given team, be able to stop the shot before it happens with a single thought and Gretzky would still score 2 goals
God has a shutout going here late in the 3rd period...oh now its Wayne Gretzky on the breakaway! He's dekeing..backhand..forehand..SCOREEE. Wayne Gretzky Scores! And this one is headed for overtime
-Later on in overtime-
Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!
-Later on in overtime-
Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!
by Lilparkczar December 3, 2007
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