The Waj 

When a certain person of the dribbler variety comes back from the toilet after purchasing a grubby 2nd hand samsung from CEX

A 'Waj' is a fucking Dweeby little bum boy incel who sells and buys at CeX

Oh look that CeX workers a 'Waj'

A 'Waj' is a fucking Dweeby little bum boy incel who sells and buys at CeX

'Oh look who's back from the toilet, what a fuckin 'Waj'.

'why THE FUCK would you buy a second hand copy of fifa street for BIBTY P from CeX, are you a fucking 'Waj' ?'.

'yeah buv yeah buv yeah buv', what the fuck are you on about you FUCKING 'Waj'.

Too many numberous cheffings round these parts, too many fucking 'waj's' i tell ya ! CUNTS.

WHO THE FUCK HAS NICKED MY WHEELS, fucking greasy 'waj's' THEY COST ME BIBTY PPPPPP !!!!.

OMG ! IS THAT MACHINE GUN BELLY , WHAT A FUCKING WAJJY BASTARD !.

I asked the mrs last night if i could give her an alabama hot pocket, she told me to fuck off, stupid fucking waj, hope she gets a G stain.

The Waj

The Waj by 2D bodward January 29, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016