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The Vin Diesel

The act of drawing a face on your penis, taking a picture of it, and sending it to someone.
So this crazy chick kept texting requests for pictures so I broke out the sharpie and gave her the Vin Diesel.
by Kitty'sBitch September 3, 2012
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The Vin-Diesel

To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.

A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.

Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.

Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.
by MassIndulgence November 2, 2022
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