The Unknown Soldier 

When you sit on your "jacking off" wrist for 10-15 minutes until you can't feel your hand anymore, then you proceed to "tame the purple headed yoguart slinger." The numbness of your hand makes it feel as though it wasn't really you.

"My hand was so numb that I didn't feel it at all, it was the unknown soldier who was getting me off I swear!"

The Unknown Soldier by H2oMan May 14, 2005

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 

Washington DC. A sacred and solemn burial site. Used to hold remains of unknown or unidentified dead military, but some have been identified using modern DNA. The site in the U.S. of the highest respect for the military people who have been killed in war.

Typically guarded by soldiers who can never drink alcohol, smoke, and must live to high standards.

If George Bush shows up, please vomit on his uniform.

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier by SoberVoter December 3, 2004