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Board the U.S.S. Maine 

A person or event that is acting or becoming weird in an inappropriate setting.
Marc definitely was on board the U.S.S. Maine when he went to the networking event wearing a clown suit.

The Among us Special 

When you pull someones mask over there eyes and aggressively punch them in the stomach
I gave that kid The Among us Special but my punch was kinda bitchy
The Among us Special by Tim The Wise November 19, 2021

Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A. 

a deceptive slogan that the satanic chain store WalMart uses to stir up patriotic fervor and draw in customers. Actually most of their goods are Chinese gulag-made imports that are no better than those found anyplace else.
The slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." is just another tool in their scheme to establish their rule over the global market and economy and abolish what workers and unions have achieved all those years ago.

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!
The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.
Storming of the US Capitol.

God bless the U.S.A. 

a country song by Lee Greenwood from the '80s. Bombastic to begin with, it was used by those stupid armchair warriors who cheered the Persian Gulf war of 1991 while watching it happen on the damn TV while swilling beer. These dumbfuckcretinshave never served in the Armed Forces, they don't know what it's like to be serving the country with the possibility of danger coming at any time - they think war is a spectator sport, a game. They think that anyone who isn't caught in the "spirit" of the "game" is "unpatriotic". It's the same old fucking shit now, only MUCH worse. This song is now used as a rallying anthem for all the fascist stupidshit dumbass jingoistic warmonger bastardassholes who rah-rah the war like cheerleaders (they call that "supporting the troops", then they don't want to pay for treatment for the disabled veterans that come home alive). This song is now for idiots of the highest degree who can't think for themselves. They are dumber than animals.
Anthony drives to work everyday with a Lee Greenwood CD playing in his car. The disc player is set to repeatly play "God Bless the U.S.A.". He also has a yellow ribbon on the car attenna and the rear bumper is festooned with "patriotic" bumper stickers that childishly slam all those who oppose the Iraq war and celebrates it. He thinks it's all a game, he watches the news every day just to see how many "towel heads" were killed that day. "God Bless the U.S.A." is his favorite song of all time and cheering the war like the spectator he is - that's his life.