The Tiger Countdown

When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.

I almost achieved the Tiger Countdown, bit chafed my taliwhacker instead.

The Tiger Countdown by T- bag August 12, 2019

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