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The Spooke

A creature of art and memes, only coming out when injustice is wrought upon those it cares for. Beware the Spooke.
The Spooke is coming, hide the sticks!
The Spooke by AllyTheGayKatto December 7, 2019
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The Spocker 

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
The Spocker by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

the spocker 

instead of the well known "shocker", the spocker is when you have all 4 fingers upward as spock from star trek does.
2 in the pink - 2 in the stink!
a well known way of how the ancient cavemen carried their women around.
"so dude, you give that chick the shocker?"

"hell no,i gave her the spocker!..I got 2 in the pink an 2 in the stink!"
the spocker by DfrumEnglish101 July 20, 2009

the spocker 

Similar to the shocker. When 2 fingers are inserted into the vagina, and 2 fingers into the asshole. As opposed to 2 in the vagina, 1 in the asshole. Derived from Mr. SpocK from star trek's greeting.
"I totally gave that girl the spocker last night.
the spocker by KoolMFkev September 28, 2008

bust the spokes 

To break the ass wide open during anal love making. The spokes represent the lines of skin around the retum.
I was getting some muddy love from this bitch last night, I hit it so hard I bust the spokes off that girl
bust the spokes by Luke doggy dog September 1, 2008

The Spocker 

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.
Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker
The Spocker by Jake August 2, 2004

The Spocker 

Two in the Pink Two in the Stink - When enacted it looks like the Star Trek symbol
I was foolin around with my woman and she loved it when I gave her the spocker.
The Spocker by Fabecio July 12, 2009
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