Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth
by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022
The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.
I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.
by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010
When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.
by MattDoesntMatter May 08, 2007
When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.
G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
by Lacrosse05 October 18, 2007
A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.
"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"
"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."
"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."
"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."
"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."
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by Bukkake the porno clown November 09, 2006
A super hero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and published by Marvel comics. He first appeared in the final edition of Amazing Fantasy, originally titled Amazing Adult Fantasy, in 1962.
The origin of Spider-Man has been told many times in comics, cartoons, TV shows and films. Broadly speaking it is the story of Peter Parker a nerdy teenager bitten by a radioactive spider. This encounter leaves Peter with spider like speed, strength and agility. Drunk on his new found power he goes in search of ways to make money and after a wrestling show fails to stop a burgler from stealing the gate takings at a show. This man goes on to kill his uncle. Realising that he could have stopped this Peter learns the hard way that "With great power, there must also come great responsibility". He vows never to allow anyone to be hurt by his inaction again.
The origin of Spider-Man has been told many times in comics, cartoons, TV shows and films. Broadly speaking it is the story of Peter Parker a nerdy teenager bitten by a radioactive spider. This encounter leaves Peter with spider like speed, strength and agility. Drunk on his new found power he goes in search of ways to make money and after a wrestling show fails to stop a burgler from stealing the gate takings at a show. This man goes on to kill his uncle. Realising that he could have stopped this Peter learns the hard way that "With great power, there must also come great responsibility". He vows never to allow anyone to be hurt by his inaction again.
Spider-Man has recently been the subject of 2 highly successful Hollywood movie and appears in a number of regular publications by Marvel comics.
by Iain Farrell May 23, 2005