The Spanking Lady Share definition Flag A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission. "Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!" The Spanking Lady by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the The Spanking Lady mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch