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The Shannon 

Definition: When one individual leaves the other hanging in the middle of intercourse
Right before J is about to climax - Shannon decides to bail by pull "the Shannon" and go to the mall instead to buy a new pair of boots resulting in J getting a severe case of blue balls
The Shannon by Slavikoslov March 30, 2015
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The Shannon 

Sandwich made especially on St. Patricks Day consisting of corned beef between two slices of Irish Soda Bread. It's named after the Shannon river in Ireland as well as Mary Shannon, the grandmother of the man who invented the sandwich.
The first thing I did at the pub on Paddy's day was to order The Shannon and a pint of Guinness!!!
The Shannon by IrishMikey March 20, 2021

The Shannon 

Taking a shit and brushing your teeth
I’m just doing a the Shannon
What are you doing just doing a the Shannon
The Shannon by Harleyquinn95au January 1, 2021

The Shannon 

The girl in your town that is known as the slut of the county and likes literally any aged man to cum inside her hoo-ha
"Hey, is that The Shannon of the town?"
"Yeah, I heard she lets 35 year old men fuck her."
"I know her sister; she told me that she tried get up on her boyfriend's dick."
"How old was he?"
"32,"
"Jesus..."
The Shannon by K-Dawgg July 9, 2015

The Shannon 

One whom says incredibly and impossible bitchy situational things that ironically come true and ruin lives only to leave the victim of the defined confused by the coinsidence.
"Pulling The Shannon"

The person who is being deemed having pulled "The Shannon" must have said something incredibly mean, such as "you have an old dog anyways maybe you should just put it to sleep."
And then having to put your dog to sleep two days later due to "freak accident."
The Shannon by beetwit February 3, 2008

The Shannon Chin 

To do the Shannon Chin, one must be 1.) Jamaican and 2.) Chinese. Then, one must act like they are pushing the air with their hands above their head, then must shift body position and push the air with their hands below their waist pointing down. You MUST keep your eyes closed and lips pointed out while doing this to receive the full effect.
Look at that crazy wanna be black girl doing the Shannon Chin.

The Shannon Effect 

The act of causing injury just by liking a professional player or drafting them on their fantasy team.
I drafted Lamar Jackson but worried about the Shannon Effect
The Shannon Effect by SFitch September 4, 2021
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