The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.

“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”

by Twigsteroonie September 03, 2025

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that you can't pull because the people around you are chopped, NOT you.

I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory

by gyatttoseethatgoose8147 September 09, 2025