The Saruman

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"

"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."

by thebaboon December 29, 2015

saruman the white

The fucking traitor and orc leader in J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings.

Saruman the white? Yeah, he got what he deserved in Return of the King

by StarPrismGaming May 21, 2021

The White Hand of Saruman

This occurs while getting head someone while they are on thier knees and you are standing. When you are about to cum, you take it out of thier mouth and bust all over your hand. (Palm side, preferably the right) Try to cover as much surface of the palm and fingers as you can. You then procede to walk behind them and grab the top of thier head in a "claw-like" manner, so that your fingers are on their forehead, similar to the mark the White Wizard Sauruman made on the helms of the Urukai in the Lord of the Rings.

"She said she wouldnt swallow, so I gave her The White Hand of Saruman instead."

by Zer0tic September 4, 2006