The Racoon

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At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.

Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.

The Racoon by S.E.S. October 29, 2008

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the racoon

a sex move in which the man shits on his hands and wipes it around the girls eyes making her look like a racoon

dude look at that girl, i just gave her the racoon

the racoon by dumpster4436 February 4, 2007

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the racoon

When you make her put on a fur coat ,stick your penis in her butt and give her two black eyes

Last night she was wearing a fur coat so I have her the racoon after she pissed me off.

the racoon by rudydude August 10, 2016

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Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

Fiddling the Racoon by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

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The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

The Kansas City Racoon by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

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The Raccoons

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.

Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?

The Raccoons by zartok-35 August 27, 2006

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Racket The Raccoon

Racket the Raccoon,a fictional character of the Racket the Raccoon Video Game series. The first Racket video game is scheduled to be released this summer on Yoyogames.com, and the 2nd installation
by November. The 1st game's plot is about the series' antagonist, steals the GrandDaddy of all Gems. Knowing this, Racket then seeks out on a long journey to get the gem back.

Racket the Raccoon,Racket

Racket The Raccoon by Racket The Coon July 4, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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