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The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole 

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.
Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

shoot the loop with plastic poop 

this is yelled by someone's father from the driver's seat when the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed and hits a dip in the road.
Everyone hold on tight, we are about to "shoot the loop with plastic poop!"