The Penis Fly Trap

A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside

If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson

The Penis Fly Trap by The Bees February 18, 2005

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The Penis fly trap

The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!

Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .

Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?

Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!

Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her

The Penis fly trap by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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