1) "-than the
sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for
penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday
Night Live.
1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for
five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it
work? Will it really mighty my
penis?