the north pole

where santa claus is from.

santa claus is from the north pole

the north pole by ttommass February 24, 2007

The North Pole

This fun and cool little act is quite the tasty move if your girl really likes you. It starts by having your girl give you a blow job with ice in her mouth, the half moon shape tends to work the best. Once you get nice and hard you start to hump her chest, you know titty fuck!! While you are humping away have your girl insert some ice into your chocolate starfish. The finishing touch is putting your snow on her face!

I was really feeling the summer heat one night and had Tammy give me the North Pole, wheeeew that sure did cool me off!!!!

The North Pole by Fire John Fox October 30, 2009

The North Pole

A strip club that is only open during Christmas

"Hey man Im goin to The North Pole to meet Mrs. Claws"

The North Pole by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

The North Pole

AKA "The Pole" The far north side of Chicago, The part of the north side that is less safe and has more crime and poverty and often referred to in Chicago drill rap lyrics.

North Pole neighborhoods: Rogers Park, West Rogers Park, West Ridge, Edgewater, Uptown, and Lincoln Square.

"I’m from the North Pole where it’s cold."

The North Pole by $horty Guapo August 21, 2020

The North Pole Shuffle 

The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.

This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”

Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds

I can’t wait to do the North Pole shuffle on Christmas Eve

The North Pole Shuffle by Jajdbfnsh October 29, 2018

Declare War on the North Pole Day 

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

Declare War on the North Pole Day by Yopmail User February 23, 2023