The National Dick Scale
The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.
1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner
4. penis
5. dick
6. cock
7. schlong
1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner
4. penis
5. dick
6. cock
7. schlong
"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"
"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
The National Dick Scale by tnayrb January 25, 2015