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The Minternet 

The Minternet is what chavs call the internet.

In the native language of Chavadonia mint means good along with propa nice, well good and bangin, innit.

It is not dissimilar to The Munternet} in spelling yet means a totally different [thing.

The main minternet sites sell cheap fake jewelry and clothing at discount prices. It is all stolen.
Orite mayte, you know da internet?

Yer Mayte, its bangin innit,

I think its dat mint we iz gunna call it The Minternet Innit
The Minternet by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008
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Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.

(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)
Yeah, Greg is the strongest army on the internet! Also, don't look that up.

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)
Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

Strongest Army On The Internet 

Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.

(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)
Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.

Some Person on the Internet

Right-wing extremist animation YouTuber who is kind of a simp but that's ok.
Person 1: Hey, what's that YouTuber who makes dead silent animations expressing his far-right political views?
Person 2: Which one...?
Person 1: The one we watched yesterday when a furry recommended him to us.
Person 2: Oh yeah, Some Person on the Internet.

Fastest growing army on the internet 

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.
Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.

fastest growing army on the internet 

greg - fastest growing army on the internet
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