The Megalidan 

Shoving the short end of a telescope(the end you look into) into your anus.

Last night I pulled the megalidan!

The Megalidan by blacksheepftw December 24, 2010

Pedal to the megalodon 

Splatoon slang for give it one's all. This phrase is commonly heard by Shiver and her supporters

Shiver: Octavian, The next Splatfest is going to start soon, are you ready to give us the win?
Octavian: Yes queen! I'm Ready to pedal to the Megalodon!
Shiver: That's the spirit! Go for it Mah Boi!

Pedal to the megalodon by ErPhox05 February 26, 2024

The ungodly MegaDan

When you go to a drive-through and ask the fast food clerk for an ungodly amount of ketchup or condiments, resulting in an unhealthy large bag

We went to Jack-in-the-Box and asked for the ungodly MegaDan.

The ungodly MegaDan by JuicyToots February 8, 2026

1 hour of silence occasionally broken by the first 4 notes of Megalovania 

iti is just literally 1 hour of nothingness then broken by the first 4 notes of megalovania (the sans bossfight song)

1 hour of silence occasionally broken by the first 4 notes of Megalovania

1 hour of silence occasionally broken by the first 4 notes of Megalovania by immymooon June 21, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022