The Meatball Man 

The Meatball Man is a wrester, boxer, mascot, and former olympian. Though he is famous for being an athletic icon for the past 40 years, he is rarely seen in public, and therefore has many imposters--especially throughout the streets of Alabama. Some imposters have been identified:
Howie Mandell
The infamous Johnny Methlab
Danny DeVito
Mel B
Land and Sea Goblins

Some other famous Hollywood celebrities are seen, but not as often.
For the duration of his wrestling career, The Meatball Man was known as "The Ultimate Meatball" or "Meatball the Great".

We hope you're doing well, Meatball Man. We know you're out there.

LOOK, OVER THERE! IT'S THE MEATBALL MAN!!

wait..

*rips off costume* JOHNNY METHLAB?
*rips off mask* HOWIE MANDELL?
*rips off mask* DANNY DEVITO?
*rips off mask* DONALD TRUMP?
*rips off mask* MEL B?
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A LAND GOBLIN!
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A SEA GOBLIN!!
*rips off mask* .....JOHNNY METHLAB?!

The Meatball Man by Simon J. Riddleson aka Ridley August 25, 2018