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The Master List

A prestigious secretive preset list of all single girls that score above an 8 on a 10 point hotness scale. Usually The Master List is formulated for a large social gathering involving a very overwhelming group of horny guys that are looking to close on a one night stand
“Wow you see that smoke over there..? She’s for sure on The Master List “

“Have you seen The Master list? No way I don’t close tonight”

“Are you on the Master list?? Are you on the Master list?? I NEED TO KNOW!!”
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The Mister Lister 

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides
I just did the mister lister on my sister!