The log

Part of the penis showing game.
To simply flash your cock.

I hid by the door and prepared to show the log to Dontel.

by Tempest_Beta March 1, 2006

The Log

A guy with a Big Black dick

Bro look it’s the log!

by TheLog18 October 28, 2018

the log train

The penis, when on bottom.

My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!

by Titan49 January 3, 2018

Flogging the Log

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

Washing the log

When a man is taking a shit and another man needs to piss so badly that he cannot wait. So, the second man pisses through the small opening between the front of the first's crotch and the front lip of the toilet.

Dude! Jones and Scott are so gay! I just came back from the restroom. Jones is in there washing the log on Scott! Why didn't he just hold it!

by Baud May 18, 2013

breeze off the log

In short, a fart. More specially, a fart that happens when there is an impending poop and the butt wind stinks because it is going around a turd.

If the breeze off the log is any indication, this shit I'm gonna take is gonna be gnarly.

by tdb_atx September 21, 2017

corn on the log

A solid turd with corn embedded in it

Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.

by William Wells November 17, 2006