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The Lazy Ninja 

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A modified version of the original Ninja - A sex position where a dildo and a Clapper are needed. With the lights off, proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then with two firm reverberant slaps on the buttocks, the lights will automatically turn on - then proceed to punch her in the face and yell, " I'M A LAZY NINJA!!!".
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.
I broke my legs skiing in Killington this weekend yet, I was still able to perform The Lazy Ninja!
The Lazy Ninja by The barn February 18, 2011
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