The Ladds

When a broker verbally abuses a client for waisting their time and being an idiot. Named after the infamous broker from London, England.

Client: Hello
Broker: Hi Mr. Client
Client: Is it you again?
Broker: Yes it is, we spoke previously and you asked me to call you back.
Client: I remember you now, you are that pretentious broker, giving the false impression that you drive a lamborghini

Broker: No I didn't, we just spoke regarding investment opportunities and you told me you were interested.
Client: Did I? Well I've changed my mind and can't stand people like you
Broker: What the f£$% is wrong with you mr client? you keep wasting my time!! we've been speaking for months now and now you tell me you are not f£$%^&% intrerested!!!?? get off my bloody phone you stroker!!!!!

That is an example of The Ladds

by uneek234 June 30, 2011

up the lads

a phrase used when Irish people violently masturbate in Japanese hotel rooms

"Hey what's Niall doing?"
"Idk..but I heard him shouting Up The Lads!"

by dirtysauce January 20, 2013

Pull the ladder up

Used in a sarcastic sense.
When someone gets something, but only for themselves, while leaving the rest of the group waiting for a kind gesture that never comes...as in, man gets on the boat and pulls the ladder up while the rest stand on the jetty in confusion at this selfish act with no way to board.

Sitting at dinner table Chloe realises there are no forks so goes to get one for her self
Everyone else sits and waits patiently thinking she will return with forks for all...
Chloe returns with just one fork...
Group exclaim sarcastically "oh jeeze Chloe, pull the ladder up why dont you!"

by Mauao November 28, 2007

bag of cans with the lads

An Irish phrase used to describe a gathering of lads with plastic bags full of warm beer/cider (usually Dutch Gold or Bulmers) with intent to intake the said alcohol, most likely in an empty field or bush. Has been also known to occur in yer wan's gaff.

Hey, are ye coming to the field behind my house to have a bag of cans with the lads?

Heck yes friendo!

by Rawwwb tho May 5, 2017

Hon the lads

A term used for inspirational purposes or encouragement among a group of lads

to encourage your mates or teammates before a match "HON THE LADS"

by gg1992 August 8, 2011

Tits out for the lads!

This is a traditional English chant, usually sung by groups of males in pubs as a mark of respect / serenade to any passing female / bar maid who happens to have a decent pair of landmines (Tits). Also used as a traditional Anglo Saxon heckle in pubs in the North of England, usually used to drown out any female trying to either sing or make an announcement.

Female singer starts trying to give a rendition of some shitty love song on the Karaoke. Assembled males start to chant
"Get yer tits out, get yer tits out, get yer tits out for the lads..... Get yer tits out for the lads!!!" Female leaves the stage in tears / embarrassment, resulting in a huge cheer!!!

by Nick J Liverpool February 25, 2009

One of the lads

A woman or girl who has a lot of male friends and often behaves like a man whilst in their company. These women are very happy individuals as they can hang out with a lot of hot guys without it being totally obvious that they would very much like to bang them. (see harem queen)

"How come you don't feel uncomfortable walking around in your undies in front of Corinne? Doesn't she cop a perve at your bits?"
"No, it's cool. She's one of the lads!"

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006