The Kenron 

When you don’t fuck a midget. Because NO ONE wants to fuck a midget.

That little dude got the Kenron. Shit, no one really does want to fuck a midget.

The Kenron by Jackal69 March 8, 2023

The Kenyon Rule 

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.

"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."

The Kenyon Rule by greeley January 26, 2007