the joys

A pointless saying that common thick people use when moaning about having to do something mundane.

I've been working since 6am, gotta rush home now and have a shower then head straight out to pick up my son from football practice. The Joys.........

by skydivingasswolf August 14, 2019

The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.

The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

The Joystick

When a man uses his thumb to keep his penis erect; using techniques learned from such video game consoles such as N64.

When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.

Moe: Jesus girl hurry up and get undressed, I'm losing it!

SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!

Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister

by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008

pulling the joystick

The act of sexual asphyxiation.

Richard loves sitting in his room pulling the joystick

by Geophrax May 9, 2017

The Joystick

When you're fucking a girl doggy style, you take off one of her stiletto high heels, jam the stiletto in her ass, and grip the shoe like a joy stick, making WWII fighter sounds as you finish inside her.

You should have heard her yelp when I gave her the joystick.

by Dr. Chesterfield December 29, 2014

The Joystick Club

Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.

"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"

by Isaac C. Rodriguez December 28, 2008

The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.

Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.

by President Clinton I January 26, 2021