The Jet 

A superior being known as "The Jet". At any given time, if the impossible is needed to be accomplished the Jet must be unleashed. To unleash The Jet it is simple, just yell "JET" at the top of your lounges.

Craig Fitzgibbons: Oi Jet can you help me lift this large and abnormally sized pumkin into my trailer?

The Jet: Yeh no problem fitzy. *tries lifting the 500kg pumpkin and fails*

Craig Fitzgibbons: Strewth, we have a heavy pumpkin here. Think we might have to get Darrel over to lend a helping hand.

The Jet: NO! We still have one option left. I think you know what to do!

Craig Fitzgibbons: JETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

*Before Craig could even scratch his right nut, the pumkin was in the trailer*

The Jet: So... Drop the pumpkin soap off tomorrow mate

The Jet by Jetronics November 16, 2010

The Jet Ski

jet skied, jet skiing;

sex position in which a guy straddles a girls chest and proceeds to diddy ride (tit wank) her while gripping bunches of hair at either side of her head (handle bars).
at the point of ejaculation the girl urinates, producing a jet of fluid, like a water ski.

"tried the jet ski last night, the sheets were soaked"

"jet skied this girl last night, came right on her chin"

The Jet Ski by pill-yung October 26, 2013

The Jet Fighter 

The Jet Fighter is for dudes with sleep apnea that use a cpap machine and wear a full face respirator mask during any sexual activity.

I told her to call me Ice Man before I put my cpap mask on and gave her The Jet Fighter last night.

The Jet Fighter by Old Scratch August 17, 2023

The Jet Trio

Three men engaged in anal sex with one another at the same time.

Gavin isn't feeling quite right since the jet trio last night.

The Jet Trio by dr. phong September 11, 2005

The Jet Life 

1) A hardcore New York Jet fan's way of living, eating, and breathing.

2) A blog about the New York Jets. (TheJetLife.blogspot.com)

I haven't taken my Revis jersey off in 3 weeks, I'm living The Jet Life.

The Jet Life by TheJetLife May 13, 2011

The Jet Engine

When you're balls deep in someone's asshole and they've drank a bottle of liquid laxatives and eaten falafel and and curry banquet with sweetcorn in advance, then as you're about to ejaculate they fire a full thrust shit liquid shit force outta their ass which hits your jizz and superboosts your dick out their ass and into the air, defying gravitational forces.. hence known as the Jet Engine.

Awww dude I did the Jet Engine for my birthday last night, blew my dick into space.

The Jet Engine by GiveMePowerMightyBlackZeus! August 14, 2026

The Jet Engine

When you're balls deep in someone's asshole and they've drank a bottle of liquid laxatives and eaten falafel and and curry banquet with sweetcorn in advance, then as you're about to ejaculate they fire a full thrust shit liquid shit force outta their ass which hits your jizz and superboosts your dick out their ass and into the air, defying gravitational forces.. hence known as the Jet Engine.

I took the Jet Engine into the upper atmosphere last night, smelled like beef wellington from up there!

The Jet Engine by GiveMePowerMightyBlackZeus! August 24, 2026