Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.
by E to the C December 26, 2006
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"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa
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