The Herp
that funk on your junk and lips that you thought was a cold sore, but it turned out to be a friendly reminder of that time you went to India
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The Herp
Bro 1: Dude, I think I got the Herp from that slutty ass 'ho last night. Bro 2: Thats kinda tight. Bro 1: Dude I got fucking lesions on my dick, how is that tight? Bro 2: It's tight.
The Herp by Miguel of the people February 19, 2009
perp the herp
To spread, knowingly or not, herpes to another person, thereby becoming the perpetrator as in a crime.
perp the herp by Sastwatch January 2, 2009
HERP ON THE HANDS
1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"
2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.
2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.
Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"
Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"
Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"
HERP ON THE HANDS by onecrazybeach May 22, 2011
a hug a day keeps the herpies away
a hug a day keeps the herpies away by everyon e ee July 25, 2009
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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