When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
by D-Dog#2 May 29, 2009
by Ica May 29, 2013
by Clark Buck January 22, 2008
When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.
Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
by Me. October 11, 2004
by skank-a-ma-phone March 1, 2011
Happy birthday
Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)
You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”
Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)
You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”
“Happy birthday”
by Sarahxx__ October 26, 2018
when you flash an attractive person, show your goodies, free the nip. a free gift for someone you’re trying to impress. just life your shirt and there you go.
by mr.worldwide_305 August 16, 2021