The Happy Birthday

When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"

The Happy Birthday by D-Dog#2 May 28, 2009

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The Happy Birthday Song

The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!

Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!

The Happy Birthday Song by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

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The Happy Birthday Cake

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!

Tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend The Happy Birthday Cake!

The Happy Birthday Cake by lovemyelie March 24, 2011

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The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.

I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”

The Happy Birthday Larry by 69jono69 November 16, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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