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The Happy Birthday 

When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
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The Happy Birthday Song 

The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!
Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!

The Happy Birthday Cake 

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!
Tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend The Happy Birthday Cake!

The Happy Birthday Larry 

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.
I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”
The Happy Birthday Larry by 69jono69 November 16, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026