The Happy Birthday

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When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"

The Happy Birthday by D-Dog#2 May 28, 2009

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The Happy Birthday Song

The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!

Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!

The Happy Birthday Song by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

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The Happy Birthday Cake

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!

Tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend The Happy Birthday Cake!

The Happy Birthday Cake by lovemyelie March 24, 2011

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The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.

I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”

The Happy Birthday Larry by 69jono69 November 16, 2023

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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