The Guantanamo 

Slang for having sex doggy-style in a bathroom whereby as the man or the top cums he shoves the partner's head in the toilet and flushes, reminiscent of so-called "water boarding."

I wanted to remind him that, as the bottom, he had no say or control, so I chose to introduce him to The Guantanamo in the lobby restroom.

The Guantanamo by poopooOU812 August 1, 2016

The Guantanamo 

A very risky sex act that also serves as a viable alternative to figuring out your girl's Facebook password. To complete the Guantanamo, the man must receive oral sex from the woman, upon reaching orgasm he will pull the woman's shirt over her face, and waterboard her with his potential children.

My tinderdate needed therapy after I pulled a Guantanamo on her last night.

I heard Bob got Susan to admit to cheating on him by performing an expert "Guantanamo" on her in the Arbys bathroom.

The Guantanamo is a great way to break in a new love interest.

The Guantanamo by NoMeansYesYesMeansAnal June 16, 2020

The Guantánamo Bay

upon climax you use your rag to cover their face and pour a cup of water over their face water boarding your partner while singing the national anthem or interrogating them about their involvement in 9/11 or other acts of terrorism.

Yo chad last week I totally used The Guantánamo bay on this girl.

The Guantánamo Bay by Bonesawww23 March 6, 2023

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack 

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

The Guatanamo Lay 

While nailing a girl from behind (either anal or traditional) simply place a black bag, which will not asphyxiate over the head of that person. Once done, you push the person into the bathroom, and dunk her head into the water.

I swear I heard a Taliban war cry from that bitch, so I gave her the Guatanamo Lay!

The Guatanamo Lay by JonDay April 14, 2009