Putting your pinky and ring finger in the anus while putting your middle finger, index finger and thumb in the vagina. The shocker but using all fingers.
When a man has his dick out on top of his partner, he points towards an area in the room with his finger and while fully erect, cock slaps the side of the partners face not making eye contact staring at the wall and puts theirdick back in there pants and runs bases around there room tipping his hat.
Well I met a girl last night and I hit her with the great bambino
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.