The Graze
When you're getting a massage and the person giving the massage grazes your nuts to let you know they provide happy endings.
The Graze by Cali408619 June 21, 2018
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Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep by bek1966 May 22, 2019
The GazettE
The Gazette (ガゼット) is a Japanese band of the rock genre. The band was formed in early 2002.
Background information
Origin: Japan
Genre: Visual Kei
Years active: 2002–present
Label: PS Company
Members
Ruki: Vocals
Uruha: Guitar
Aoi: Guitar
Reita: Bass guitar
Kai: Drums
Former members
Yune: ex-drummer
Background information
Origin: Japan
Genre: Visual Kei
Years active: 2002–present
Label: PS Company
Members
Ruki: Vocals
Uruha: Guitar
Aoi: Guitar
Reita: Bass guitar
Kai: Drums
Former members
Yune: ex-drummer
The GazettE by Das Kühl Ninja June 28, 2007
The GazettE
1. A Japanese Visual Kei Band.
Who makes fucking bad-ass songs that causes eargasm.
The Greatest band ever.
2. A Jrock Band consisting of 5 Hot members, makes you a fangirl even if you're a guy.
Who makes fucking bad-ass songs that causes eargasm.
The Greatest band ever.
2. A Jrock Band consisting of 5 Hot members, makes you a fangirl even if you're a guy.
J.rocker 1: What are you listening?
J.rocker 2: Filth in the beauty.
J.rocker 1: Oh! The GODS The GazettE
J.rocker 2: Filth in the beauty.
J.rocker 1: Oh! The GODS The GazettE
The GazettE by Candydive Pinky Heaven April 24, 2011
The Grace Period Theory
The first 3-4 months of a relationship. Everything seems to be "perfect"- no problems, no arguments, and sex is a common thing. If The Grace Period was a smell, it would smell like roses. Once The Grace Period is over the person you once loved changes into the person you will soon hate. Sex becomes a thing of the past, conversing is replaced by arguing, hugging and kissing is replaced by slapping and pushing, and your relationship turns into a jail sentence. You ask yourself, "How did I get myself into this mess". Looking at your partner becomes as hard as listening to Nickelback. Your social life is non-existant, either because all of your friends hate who your partner has become or they can't stand the person your partner has turned you into. Once The Grace Period is over, it's only a matter of time before your relationship is as well. Only a few are lucky enough to maintain a successful relationship after The Grace Period has concluded.
Couple during The Grace Period Theory:
Male- "Hey babe! What do you want to do tonight?"
Female- "As long as I'm with you; nothing else matters"
*Male starts to smile intensely*
Male- "I love you"
*Female drops to her knees and unzips his pants*
Couple after Grace Period:
Male- *sighs* "What do you want to do tonight"
Female- "First of all, I'm the woman! You're suppose to decide what we're doing and where we're going! Secondly, it better be somewhere nice! I endured that cheap bull a few months ago but not anymore!"
Male- "Forget this! You shouldn't tell me what to do! I'm your boyfriend not your employee!"
Female- "Shut up and make me a sammich"
Couple after the relationship:
Female- "I can't believe I ever loved that loser, he didn't even make that much! God damn community college student"
Girl friends reply- "Yeah, girl- we told you from the start that he was a loser"
Male friends- "We told you, bro. She was ugly and a bitch"
Male- "Yeah, I know... But I kind of miss her..."
Male- "Hey babe! What do you want to do tonight?"
Female- "As long as I'm with you; nothing else matters"
*Male starts to smile intensely*
Male- "I love you"
*Female drops to her knees and unzips his pants*
Couple after Grace Period:
Male- *sighs* "What do you want to do tonight"
Female- "First of all, I'm the woman! You're suppose to decide what we're doing and where we're going! Secondly, it better be somewhere nice! I endured that cheap bull a few months ago but not anymore!"
Male- "Forget this! You shouldn't tell me what to do! I'm your boyfriend not your employee!"
Female- "Shut up and make me a sammich"
Couple after the relationship:
Female- "I can't believe I ever loved that loser, he didn't even make that much! God damn community college student"
Girl friends reply- "Yeah, girl- we told you from the start that he was a loser"
Male friends- "We told you, bro. She was ugly and a bitch"
Male- "Yeah, I know... But I kind of miss her..."
The Grace Period Theory by DBAD101 August 30, 2011
The Gazebo
A Southern California based exclusive gentlemen's society known for heavy, intense, and sometimes downright violent consumption of hoppy substances. Their name is derived from an old, worn, wooden gazebo in which the members would carry out their rituals every weekend or in some cases nightly.
Today, membership is based on loyalty, virility, and dedication to finishing the large amount of alcohol purchased for the evening.
The Gazebo is often compared to a fraternity, but the obvious difference is in the volume of beer consumed by The Gazebo's memebrs, which by fraternity standards, dwarfs any frat's numbers.
Today, membership is based on loyalty, virility, and dedication to finishing the large amount of alcohol purchased for the evening.
The Gazebo is often compared to a fraternity, but the obvious difference is in the volume of beer consumed by The Gazebo's memebrs, which by fraternity standards, dwarfs any frat's numbers.
Once I was invited to a party at The Gazebo. It was fun, but when about 8-10 of their members took on 200+ beers within the 2 hours I was there, my silky, tropical scented panties slipped off my luscious willing ass.
The Gazebo by SidewalkPuncher87 July 25, 2009
The Gazebo Effect
Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already
Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.
Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.
The Gazebo Effect by Kompress0r May 19, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.