The Graze

When you're getting a massage and the person giving the massage grazes your nuts to let you know they provide happy endings.

Bob is that massage place legit or did you get THE GRAZE?!

by Cali408619 June 21, 2018

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

The GazettE

The Gazette (ガゼット) is a Japanese band of the rock genre. The band was formed in early 2002.

Background information
Origin: Japan
Genre: Visual Kei
Years active: 2002–present
Label: PS Company

Members
Ruki: Vocals
Uruha: Guitar
Aoi: Guitar
Reita: Bass guitar
Kai: Drums

Former members
Yune: ex-drummer

There is no example for The GazettE. It is simply a band.

by Das Kühl Ninja June 28, 2007

The GazettE

1. A Japanese Visual Kei Band.

Who makes fucking bad-ass songs that causes eargasm.

The Greatest band ever.

2. A Jrock Band consisting of 5 Hot members, makes you a fangirl even if you're a guy.

J.rocker 1: What are you listening?

J.rocker 2: Filth in the beauty.

J.rocker 1: Oh! The GODS The GazettE

by Candydive Pinky Heaven April 24, 2011

The Grace Period Theory

The first 3-4 months of a relationship. Everything seems to be "perfect"- no problems, no arguments, and sex is a common thing. If The Grace Period was a smell, it would smell like roses. Once The Grace Period is over the person you once loved changes into the person you will soon hate. Sex becomes a thing of the past, conversing is replaced by arguing, hugging and kissing is replaced by slapping and pushing, and your relationship turns into a jail sentence. You ask yourself, "How did I get myself into this mess". Looking at your partner becomes as hard as listening to Nickelback. Your social life is non-existant, either because all of your friends hate who your partner has become or they can't stand the person your partner has turned you into. Once The Grace Period is over, it's only a matter of time before your relationship is as well. Only a few are lucky enough to maintain a successful relationship after The Grace Period has concluded.

Couple during The Grace Period Theory:

Male- "Hey babe! What do you want to do tonight?"
Female- "As long as I'm with you; nothing else matters"

*Male starts to smile intensely*
Male- "I love you"
*Female drops to her knees and unzips his pants*

Couple after Grace Period:

Male- *sighs* "What do you want to do tonight"
Female- "First of all, I'm the woman! You're suppose to decide what we're doing and where we're going! Secondly, it better be somewhere nice! I endured that cheap bull a few months ago but not anymore!"
Male- "Forget this! You shouldn't tell me what to do! I'm your boyfriend not your employee!"
Female- "Shut up and make me a sammich"

Couple after the relationship:

Female- "I can't believe I ever loved that loser, he didn't even make that much! God damn community college student"
Girl friends reply- "Yeah, girl- we told you from the start that he was a loser"

Male friends- "We told you, bro. She was ugly and a bitch"
Male- "Yeah, I know... But I kind of miss her..."

by DBAD101 August 30, 2011

The Gazebo

A Southern California based exclusive gentlemen's society known for heavy, intense, and sometimes downright violent consumption of hoppy substances. Their name is derived from an old, worn, wooden gazebo in which the members would carry out their rituals every weekend or in some cases nightly.

Today, membership is based on loyalty, virility, and dedication to finishing the large amount of alcohol purchased for the evening.

The Gazebo is often compared to a fraternity, but the obvious difference is in the volume of beer consumed by The Gazebo's memebrs, which by fraternity standards, dwarfs any frat's numbers.

Once I was invited to a party at The Gazebo. It was fun, but when about 8-10 of their members took on 200+ beers within the 2 hours I was there, my silky, tropical scented panties slipped off my luscious willing ass.

by SidewalkPuncher87 July 25, 2009

The Gazebo Effect

The mind's habit to transpose words in common phrases, as long as it sounds good.

Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already

Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.

by Kompress0r May 19, 2021