The General

When a woman is sucking a mans dick and right before he cum's, he pull's it out her mouth, cum's all over her face, and then right after your done cumming, you salute her while she is still on the ground.
Steve: Yo how come your girl came out of your bedroom with her face covered in jizz?

Jason: Cuz I gave dat bitch the general!
by unknown_0182 February 27, 2009
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The title given to an individual who, while at a party or social gathering involving excessive drinking, surpasses all others in entertaining drunken activity, while maintaining a sense of poise. Often the title is verbally bestowed by a fellow party attendant after the individual in question performs an interesting task or feat.

Origin: Texas

Historical Note: Supposedly the first General was proclaimed as such after single handedly dissproving the myth that three successive shots of Everclear will stop your heart and climbing an oil derrick.
"Jeremy was totally The General last night, he beat everyone at shots and still made it to work at 6am!"

"We almost made Paul The General, but then he threw up all over your sister's stereo and started crying."
by Captain J.J. January 26, 2010
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A orange 69 dodge charger with a 01 on the door with a confederate flag on the roof. Also known as "The General Lee". This is the most famous car in any show or movie. Driven by Bo and Luke Duke on the tv show "The Dukes of Hazzard"
by Jeff Currie November 15, 2003
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Austins Penis....
The largest dick in the world!!
"Woah did you see Austin today, he pulled out the General and it blew me away"
by Every Chick in the Nation February 27, 2005
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The General has been having financial problems reciently.
by John Coltrane January 10, 2006
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A delicious drink that is made up of some Goldschlager and apple juice. tastes like a cinamon type awesomeness. will get u drunk quickly.
Sommer drank a couple The General's and ended up passin out and havin sex with Fink.
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by Merick August 22, 2007
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