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The Fletch 

the stuff the lecked throught the cilling at index in lake side from mc donalds above
(belived to be coke cola syrpe buy smelt like mouldy cheese and spunk!!!!)
Mark says: fucking hell Al thats the brown shit comming through the celling

Al says: fuck no's it looks like someones feltched spunk from ones arse.
thats what its smeels like to me
The Fletch by errrmmm??? January 17, 2005

what the fetch 

Used as a substitute for "what the fuck", specifically by younger people not wanting to swear for politeness or religious reasons.
Crazzy: "WHAT THE FETCHING FETCH?!"

Flatbread: "Mormon Moment."
what the fetch by vickless September 8, 2022

The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy 

To date, the only graduate school dedicated to international relations where the majority of students are not hyper-competitive, pretentious, or trust-fund babies. Students choose two concentrations (international security, human security, international development, international legal studies, etc.) and submit a thesis in their final semester. The Fletcher School is affiliated with Tufts University, but maintains autonomy in its course offerings, fundraising and programmatic events.
To further his career with the Bangladeshi Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ahmed decided to study environmental politics and conflict resolution at The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy.

Fetching the cow 

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
Fetching the cow by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

Feltchy the clown 

The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldn’t exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his “Black bag of mischief” and his tag line “I’m having fun here all by myself!”
I’m Feltchy the clown; I’ve got a nose for trouble.
Feltchy the clown by cwilly3 November 27, 2009

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.
Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
Fetch the puppy by cuksocker August 30, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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