The Fletch 

a common cold found in Southampton, UK which is known to hospitalise healthy individuals.

Hears someone cough 'you've got the fletch'

The Fletch by DeathByCold July 20, 2018

The Fletch 

the stuff the lecked throught the cilling at index in lake side from mc donalds above
(belived to be coke cola syrpe buy smelt like mouldy cheese and spunk!!!!)

Mark says: fucking hell Al thats the brown shit comming through the celling

Al says: fuck no's it looks like someones feltched spunk from ones arse.
thats what its smeels like to me

The Fletch by errrmmm??? January 17, 2005

what the fetch 

Used as a substitute for "what the fuck", specifically by younger people not wanting to swear for politeness or religious reasons.

Crazzy: "WHAT THE FETCHING FETCH?!"

Flatbread: "Mormon Moment."

what the fetch by vickless September 8, 2022

The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy 

To date, the only graduate school dedicated to international relations where the majority of students are not hyper-competitive, pretentious, or trust-fund babies. Students choose two concentrations (international security, human security, international development, international legal studies, etc.) and submit a thesis in their final semester. The Fletcher School is affiliated with Tufts University, but maintains autonomy in its course offerings, fundraising and programmatic events.

To further his career with the Bangladeshi Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ahmed decided to study environmental politics and conflict resolution at The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy.

The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy by Simona Halep August 21, 2022

Fetching the cow 

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

Fetching the cow by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

Feltchy the clown 

The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldn’t exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his “Black bag of mischief” and his tag line “I’m having fun here all by myself!”

I’m Feltchy the clown; I’ve got a nose for trouble.

Feltchy the clown by cwilly3 November 27, 2009

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

Fetch the puppy by cuksocker August 30, 2013