the expert 

a person who knows everything about everything; kent kovalsky

"dude i don't like Dell computers. but i honestly think that enterprise Linux is one important component to a successful UNIX Migration"
"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"

the expert by i know the expert April 20, 2005

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT 

And YES, Douglarse. I AM.

Hym "I'm actually the first person to uncover this as a sociological phenomenon and I have been studying it for 15 years! So YES! THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT in this. I am the first person put THIS into explicit terms. This WHY schizophrenics think they are the prophet. Because you are doing to them the thing that Iblis does TO THE PROPHETS!"

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

expect the expected

When people waste time planning for the unexpected and unlikely and totally overlook the obvious, usually looking like a dumb-ass as a result.

Geek: "They said 10% chance of rain today so I packed an umbrella, raincoat, and boots, but forgot my sunscreen. It was hot and sunny all day so I ended up with a wicked sunburn."

Gal: "Expect the expected"

expect the expected by slamotte July 9, 2012

The Expectable Spanish Inquisition 

Everyone expects the Expectable Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"

The Expectable Spanish Inquisition by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

the experience 

A male who will change your life.

Hey naomi did you enjoy the experience?

No - he's busy with some other noonie

the experience by asian sensation 1 June 28, 2006

My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing 

My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing

My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing

My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing by Bdgt October 8, 2021

The Expecters 

The car behind you. When driving, someone is usually behind you. If they expect you to get out of the way for them, they are Expecters. They expect to get to the destination with no barriers. Expecters are also BMW driver, ambulences, police, fire briagade and old people. See example below.

The Expecters were behind me yesterday when i was rollin in my benzo - they had tier sirens on as well.

Those damn Expecters crashed into my car!

The Expecters by Telstar5 May 24, 2006