The Devotchkas
The Devotchkas by Myz January 12, 2008
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The Sexiest Devotchka
A fantastically tall DANISH IRISH high-jumper from "Da Mesa" in Santa Barbara, California. While many believe she's a barely-legal dead-sexy blonde, the fact of the matter is she's not legal at all! Note that this does not stop the amazingly high Crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):
1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California
Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)
Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.
Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)
You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.
1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California
Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)
Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.
Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)
You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.
Hey, did you hear about The Sexiest Devotchka's lame friend who drank 1/10th of Vodka? Haha what a pussy!
The Sexiest Devotchka by highmeh March 28, 2005
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The Sexiest Devotchka
6 foot tall, badass motherfucker, don't mess with this bitch or you'll get the horns.
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish
This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.
Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson
Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage
Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish
This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.
Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson
Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage
Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples
The Sexiest Devotchka by blah March 30, 2005
kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
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abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
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