A fantastically tall DANISH
IRISH high-jumper from "Da Mesa" in Santa Barbara, California. While many believe she's a barely-legal dead-
sexy blonde, the fact of the matter is she's not legal at all! Note that this does not stop the amazingly high Crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):
1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California
Few can control her, with the exception of Negro
Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-
bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)
Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.
Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of
Marijuana)
You'd hit it. Oh
yes, You'd Hit It.