The Dabbler

A low-intelligence, selfish idiot who went from a high profile, high paid television job to being a substitute teacher. This person tends to spend their time drinking beer and annoying people at local bars, pubs and taverns. Very defensive and quick to anger to cover up their incredible stupidity. Usually looks disheveled and in constant need of money. Is also very awkward and lacks social skills.

person 1: Did you watch the Dabbler's podcast?

person 2: I sure did. He couldn't pronounce simple words, didn't realize his guest was unconformable and wanted to leave, was constantly drinking beer, and had his green screen background collapse exposing their dirty condo.

by bluerincon April 12, 2023

The Lloyd Dobbler

That guy friend who is too good to be true. He's sweet, charismatic, and has a winning personality. Yet, he doesn't want that success and would give it up if the right woman came into his life. The Lloyd Dobbler is also a tragic hero as well, though his intentions are good and his heart is pure, he'll end up getting hurt, sad, and emo when he loses the girl. He may or may not blast a boombox outside her window to confess his love like in "Say Anything" but he'll go to the extremes to prove to the girl he's Mr. Right and pain isn't strong enough to get him down. In the end he may not always get the girl, but at the end of the day he'll still be a romantic, and all his girl friends will swoon over him.

Always pining for the unattainable makes you "The Lloyd Dobbler" and not giving up confirms it.

by m.r. darcy March 12, 2009

yeeticus maximus dabber the third

the master of whips dabs yeets and everything in between.

yeeticus maximus dabber the third is the greatest living thing to ever come into existence

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd March 20, 2019

i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

a THING that loves books

a robloxian:what are you
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

by the globgogagalabs i define November 21, 2024

dabble in the dark arts

When one repeatedly hits a hackie sack or footbag with the top of there foot. To make the dabble even better, one might extend his/her arms backwards.

wow! look at that kid dabble in the dark arts!

by SmittyD1123 November 14, 2011

dabble in the dark arts

To have a family history including any non-white, usually black, relationships that are secretive or unspoken.

Child: "How come my hair is curlier than cousin Stacy's."
Parent: "We don't talk about it, but your great-grandfather was known to dabble in the dark arts."

Friend: "You kinda look white, but like a bunch of other things. What are you?"
Me: "Yeahhh. Our family tree is full of people who dabbled in the dark arts. Native American, black, South American, etc."

by Anquestors June 5, 2017

Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro

When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.

You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.

by wbonaventura December 30, 2022