Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.
"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"
by Gaylord Palms January 20, 2010
by Big Daddy D Glenn January 20, 2012
A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.
by That one guy DD February 12, 2014
by Fishe Rowe November 12, 2017