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The Couchman

Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.
"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"
by Gaylord Palms January 19, 2010
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The Enigmatic Coachman

Blorbo. Bit of a failure. The character of all time. Master of lurking suspiciously.
She saw The Enigmatic Coachman standing by the gate, watching.
by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023
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