The Coop

The deity of a religion based upon the beliefs of Anderson Cooper. This holy spirit comes in every voting day to children's windows to warn them about the dangers of eating their vegetables. If a child who has been spoken to by The Coop disobeys this spirit by eating their greens, they will have reoccurring dreams of Wolf Blitzer for 2.5 years.

My son woke me up at 3 am last night as I heard someone rummaging through the fridge. When I made my way down the stairs, he froze with sweat pouring off of his face, dried tears in his eyes and a head of lettuce in his hand. As I took the lettuce from his grip he screamed in a satanic voice, "CATCH ANDERSON COOPER 360 WEEKNIGHTS AT 8." I could not do anything... I had lost my son to The Coop.

by Katttzillla February 12, 2014

The Coop

To tilt your head as if talking on the phone without using your hands, only its without a phone. Instead, it is just because you are physically incapable of holding your head up. It also looks really stupid.

Guy 1: Does that guy have neck problems?

Guy 2: No. He is just doing "The Coop."

Guy 1: Wow. He looks ridiculous.

by wergpwjggpiwgjg March 30, 2010

the coop

The UK supermarket the Co-operative, used to go by the shorter name (co-op). this led the the development of simply referring to it as "the coop" mainly by younger members of the population.

Kid: Can we go down to the coop to get some chocolate
Mum: sure

by meg12345 December 10, 2011

The Coop

-best boy
-puppy
-30 pounds of fluff
-Loves long walks on the beach
- is yet to defeat vaccum cleaner
-will k1ll for snacc

THE COOP

by God of family-friendliness January 3, 2022

Keep the chicken in the coop

When a certain ginger haired person becomes to sexual and needs to chill the fuck out.

Oi mate, keep the chicken in the coop, bloody grab a hold of yourself!

by I'veMcFallen June 11, 2018

fly the coop

To "fly the coop" either means to grow old enough to leave the house of one's parents or in the state of being far to cool or above the current predicament that one find themselves in and find it necessary to leave immediately.

Johnny had discovered that he was old enough to fly the coop and move away from his parents.

Anna decided to fly the coop and leave the party, no one of her high social status had decided to show up.

by mhmmmmmmmm. December 23, 2011

The bitch has flown the coop

Famous words said by none other by Markiplier himself. Meaning for it is, the enemy has left where he was and chance of escape is ruined. Where to find it is on "At Dead of Night - PART 2" with the timestamp of 5:49

The bitch has flown the coop!! **cowering behind the door**

by Dahbooksrule August 26, 2022