The Connor

Thought to be an albino looking gay ass mother fucker who spends his entire weekend talking to two dumb ho's.

Damnnnnn did you see that guy just pull The Connor!!!
Poor Guy...

by Your Mamma's Papa November 1, 2008

The Connor

When you’re asked ‘what you are doing?’
but get confused and answer with

“I did what I could”.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?

The Connor: I did what I could.

by Fatandsid April 18, 2022

The Connor

When you defecate into someone's mouth while they are sleeping, followed by ejaculating on their face.

That dickhead Mark was asleep, so I gave him The Connor. That'll teach him not to sleep with my girlfriend

by CynJDM December 31, 2020

The Connor

The Act of talking to two INSANE girls on the phone. This can be while sitting in a computer chair doing absolutely nothing or doing The Houdini with one of your best friends.

Talking to Amanda and Linda IS The Connor.

by Crazy Boi June 26, 2008

The Connor

Throwing your foot up after throwing a bowling ball down an alley.

When Mr.Mathewson did "The Connor" he looked super gay!

by Deano_The_Dino October 13, 2017

The Connor

When ur a specky midget

Oi shut up your like the connor

by Story261008 June 9, 2021

Connor

Someone who is very worried about all of the sexual definitions on Urban Dictionary, but always has a good laugh reading the definitions.

By the way, his hair is NOT blonde, nor does he have a girlfriend.

"Hey, why's that guy laughing?"
"Oh, that's Connor. He's laughing at definitions of himself."

by Why am I here, exactly? March 8, 2022