The Colgate

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The Colgate is when you are recieving some dank ass dome (head) and upon completion you shave your pubes, throw them in your tricks mouth, finish your load and swab that ho's teath.

The colgate, what i did to my girlfriend last week

The Colgate by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

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The Colgate Cleaner

While hitting it from the back start brushing ur teeth and when ur done brushing ur teeth spit what u have in ur mouth on her buttholeand stick ur dick in it and nut in her. That way when ur done ur dick and her butt smellsminty fresh.

I did the colgate cleaner on my girlfriend now my dick and her butt smells like toothpaste.

The Colgate Cleaner by Grab her by the pussy December 1, 2019

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Two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle

This is a popular british challenge that consists of getting two oranges (small ones preferably) and putting colgate toothpaste in the middle of them and then eating them.

Yo bro, I'm gonna do the two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle tommorrow, it's gonna blow up!
What? Nah you're crazy man!

Two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle by ElAlfaElJefe April 29, 2025

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Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.

Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce

Collate the coochie by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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