The butt end of the Boomers: too late for the draft, too old to volunteer, but have embedment fantasies in which they are nicknamed Private Joker
"Jim's coming back from his second tour on Friday. I hear he's going to re-up again."
"I sure appreciate his service. I was thinking about calling on that email I sent The Wall Street Journal on that embedment deal. I really think I could make a difference."
"Sorry, Pal. You're stuck being part of the Civilian Generation"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!