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The Cheese Pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!
by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021
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